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" </i><br /> <br /> <div align="center"><img src="theories2.jpg" width="210" height="105" alt="" border="0"></div> <br> </center> <br /> <b>Season 4 Update <br /> <br /> </b> <b><u>I've Got A Pulse!</u></b> <br /> <br /> <li><b>They're Lost In Time:</b> I was just about to bury it, but Lost in Time makes a big comeback in "The Constant"! The theory on which I staked much of my life's credibility -- that the Flashbacks aren't just flashbacks but represent something happening on the Island -- is looking a lot better these days! <br /> <br /> <li><b>What The Button Did: </b>You may have already moved on from Season 2, but some of us still remember the button. What the heck did the button do? One of my favorite theories was that it kept time -- which in my little theory world was why you needed a person to press it rather than making it automatic, because time is subjective, relative and generally dependent on the person measuring it. Desmond's mental time travel seems to bolster the underpinnings of this view. <br /> <br /> <b>Christian Shepherd Is Jacob (aka Christian Shepherd Is Behind It All aka Lost Is Actually A Show About Christian Shepherd With Some Plane Crash Survivors On The Side):</b> If you forgot to single-frame advance through every moment of the fourth season premiere, you may have missed the identity of the guy sitting in the rocking chair in Jacob's cabin. <a href="http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2008/02/jacob-and-eye.html">Put that in your pipe</a> and smoke it. <br /> <br /> <b><u>Rest in Peace</u></b> <br /> <br /> <li><b>The Bermuda Triangle:</b> It seems fairly clear at this point that the Island is, in fact, located somewhere in the vicinity of Fiji. Or possibly buried under the Tunisian desert, but let's not go there just yet. <br /> <br /> <b>They're On Another Planet:</b> See above. <br /> <br /> <b>Hollow Earth:</b> See above. <br /> <br /> <li><b>You Can't Leave The Island: </b>People are leaving all over. It seems to be quite the complicated process, I grant you, but they're fleeing by the droves. <br /> <br /> <div align="right"><i>-- <a href="http://www.jmberger.com">J.M. Berger</a></i></div> <div align="left"> <p class=borderbox2><font size="3"><b>LBC Deathwatch:</b> Bernard</font> <br /> <br /> <img src="bernard-deathwatch.jpg" width="200" height="200" alt="" border="0"> <br /> <font size="2">Last of the big-time tailenders (well, OK, except for Cindy). You have to think the Island has something bad in store for this lovable scamp, considering the grim fates that have befallen most of his comrades from the tail section. Still, Bernard (so far) doesn't seem to have the kind of moral fiber problem that besets so many Island casualties. </font> </p> <br /> <Hr> <br /> <b><u>Other Egoplex Sites</u></b> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://jmberger.egoplex.com">JMBERGER.com</a> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://intelwire.egoplex.com/">INTELWIRE.COM</a> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://chaosdancer.egoplex.com/">CHAOSDANCER.com</a> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://lost.egoplex.com">LOSTINDEX.com</a> <br> <br> <a href="http://lostbodycount.egoplex.com/">LOSTBODYCOUNT.COM</a> <br> <br> <a href="http://iching.egoplex.com/">DECIPHERING WEN</a> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://chakras.egoplex.com/intro.html">QUANTUM CHAKRAS</a> <br /> </td><!-- Col 1 --> <td align=center> <br /> <img src="obits.jpg" width="340" height="214" alt="" border="0" vspace=12> <h2>Season 4 Finale Blowout!</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Oh My God, They Killed Johnny! (You Bastards!)</u></div></h3> <img src="locke.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Ben's final words at the end of the Season Four Finale left a loophole big enough to drive a truck through. Still, I have to say, I am mighty pissed to see that John Locke turned out to be Mr. Pine Box from Season Three. Lost without Locke is like Casablanca without Bogie, Citizen Kane without Rosebud, Crime and Punishment without Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov, Christmas without the Grinch, the Founding Fathers without Alexander Hamilton, a dog without a bone, an actor out on loan... You know, I never actually understood what "actor out on loan" was supposed to mean. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Suicide <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Jack and Ben <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> Voted most likely to reanimate <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Michael</u></div></h3> <img src="michael.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" align=right border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6>Don't you hate it when an Island just uses you, then throws you away like an old shoe? I know I do. Christian Shepherd brought the bad news to Michael, whose grand moment of character redemption consisted of making nice with Sun for 30 seconds. Come on, Damon! Come on, Carlton! HE SHOT ANA LUCIA AND LIBBY! We need a bit more grandiloquence here if we're supposed to feel bad about this. On a separate note, was the Island keeping him alive all this time because he's the best liquid nitrogen sprayer in the Seven Seas? I mean, seriously, couldn't one of the redshirts have done that? What exactly did Michael accomplish that was so all-fired important? Does the Island twist time, space and probability just to have randomly selected people pick up its drycleaning? Weak. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Island ran out of errands for him <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Walt <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> Atomized <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Jin</u></div></h3> <img src="jin2.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" align=right border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6>Just when he was getting good at English, it was too bad XÕ˜° pÐ ø­ ø­”² D¾¸Ò. It seems like only yesterday that he was completely monolingual and a misogynist oppressor. In fact, considering Island time, it was practically yesterday. It's not really clear how Jin managed to improve himself so much in so short a time -- either linguistically or temperamentally. But he had that charming smile, so we'll let it go. Now some of you may be thinking, "No, wait, he'll somehow survive!" I would just like to point out to you that the freighter was BEHIND the helicopter, and the helicopter did not get carried away with the Island. Daniel and the rafters, on the other hand, were in between the helicopter and the Island, so they are probably going to pull through. No matter how you slice it, Jin is shark bait. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> His incredible dedication to staring uselessly at a bomb without trying to disarm it <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Sun, Ji Yeon, Father, Father-in-law <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> Somewhere, across the sea, somewhere, waiting for me... (Get it?) <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Keamey & Pals</u></div></h3> <img src="keamey.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6><img src="goons.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6> <br /> The Alex-killers are dead! Keamey fell to the awesome power of Ben, while the remainder of his supercommandos proved to be no match for the superhillbillies from hell. Speaking of which, when Penny's boat showed up at the end, was I the only one who kept expecting to hear a grizzled hobo snarl, "We're gonna have to take the boy!" <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> The Wrath of Ben, the Efficiency of the Others <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Charlotte, Lapidus, probably Faraday <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> You know, it's been a long time since we saw Locke catch a boar, and the Dharma air drops probably won't be able to find the Island any more, and Miles ate the last of the peanuts... And they were a meaty crew... Hmmmm... <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Redshirts &amp; Boat People</u></div></h3> <img src="freighter.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" align=right border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6>Four more faceless survivors bite the dust, leaving. Damn, who the hell knows anymore? Plus, the boat had some unspecified number of crew people, so we're going to have to estimate that too. I figure it's a total of 23? Or was it 42? 108 is definitely too high, and 16 seems like too little, although it could be. Oh hell, let's go with 23. That's the best number anyway. Moving on to the "why," this is a bit confounding. What was Keamey thinking when he set that bomb? First off, you'd think he would have mentioned it when he was battling the 815ers rather than facing off Ben. After all, the 815ers actually had friends on the boat. Secondly, and more importantly, if Ben didn't cave in when Keamey had a gun to Alex's head, why on earth would he care about a boatload of basically strangers? Thirdly, when Keamey left the boat there were only TWO 815ers on the ship, as opposed to rather a lot of Widmore Stooges. All other considerations aside, wouldn't Ben want to kill the Widmore Stooges anyway? <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Logic bomb <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Six more redshirts in a raft <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> Sinking into a sea of plot holes <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <h2>On The Fence</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Claire(?)</u></div></h3> <img src="claire.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>When last we met in Jacob's cabin, Claire seemed awfully cheerful for a woman who had just been ripped away from her two-month-old child. Now, I ask myself, why is that? Does she trust Christian so completely? I think not. Has any experience on the Island so far suggested to her that it's sensible to trust strange apparitions with your baby's life? Quite the opposite. Even if Christian gave her the most amazing and thorough explanation imaginable, wouldn't she be sad about the prospect of being separated from her baby for years to come? No, my friends, something else is going on here. Something bad. I think that this can only be Ghost Claire. We'll give the benefit of the doubt, for now, and leave her off the Count. But mark my words -- something fishy is going on here. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Supposed to <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Aaron, Jack <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> A decent Christian burial (get it? get it?) <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <h2>Season Four Fatalities</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Captain Gault</u></div></h3> <img src="captain.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Yet another underdeveloped character bites the dust. The freighter seems to have an odd mix of a handful of people with inexplicably well-developed consciences and a rather more influential group with none at all. Of course, the Captain developed a heart only after 1) allowing poor Regina to drown without assistance, 2) beating the crap out of some of his crew members, and 3) being described as a badass by the now entirely deceased doctor. This sudden outbreak of social responsibility feels a little contrived, but then, this is Lost. "Contrived" is actually a plot point. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Sociopathic tendencies <br /> <b>Survived by:</b> Ask me next week <br /> <b>Funeral arrangements:</b> Hard to believe anyone has time to think of such things <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <h2>Unlikely Comebacks!</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Widmore Goons</u></div></h3> <img src="widmore-stooges.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>OK, how the hell could six Army guys survive the wrath of the Smoke Monster? I mean, do you REMEMBER what that thing did to Eko? I am troubled, disappointed and irked (roughly in that order). Le Monstere has been presented to us as an awesome unstoppable force (well, except for that lame bit at the end of Season One that we prefer not to think about). His mystique has been grievously wounded. <b>UPDATE: </b>OK, two goons go back on the list. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of <strike>death</strike> life:</b> Does Smokey need Viagra? <br> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <h2>Season Four Fatalities!</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Update: We're <strike>No</strike> Chumps</u></div></h3> <img src="danielle-1.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=1 vspace=1 align=left> <img src="danielle-2.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=1 vspace=1 align=right> <br clear=all> <br /> I find it difficult to <strike>believe</strike> <font color="#FF0000">understand how</font> the writers had run out of ideas for Danielle, even given their well-known inability to write for women. The crazy French chick dead? <strike>In the immortal words of the sage Kyle Broflovski, "I call shenanigans!"</strike> <font color="#FF0000">Lame, lame, lame.</font> <strike>Consider the two Zapruderriffic images above. Exhibit A: Danielle is pierced by some sort of arrow or dart fired from the grassy knoll, just like Karl. But Karl gets it right in the heart. Danielle only gets nicked in a lung. And while Karl is shot straight through (we are shown both entry and exit wounds), Danielle shows no sign of an exit wound in Exhibit B. I see no telltale spot of blood. Danielle dead? That would have to be one magic arrow. Or dart. Or loogie.</strike> <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> <strike>Do you think us <i>fools</i>, Damon Lindelof?</strike> <font color="#FF0000">Bad writing</font><br> <b>Survived by: </b><strike>Herself (probably), </strike>Alex <font color="#FF0000">(but not for long)</font><br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> <strike>I am hearing none of it</strike> <font color="#FF0000">Why in the world would the army guys bother to bury Danielle and Karl? I mean, cool scene and all, but <i>really</i>...</font> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Alex</u></div></h3> <img src="alex.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Oh, you cruel, cruel bastards. No sooner is the lovely, lovely Alex rid of that millstone Karl than she herself is consigned to the great hereafter. Well, given how dead people fare on the Island, let's call it the great heretofore. Ben's behavior here was inexplicable. On the one hand, he disowned Alex totally. On the other hand, he claimed her death "broke the rules" of his conflict with Charles Widmore. Is it the rule that families are off-limits? Obviously the rules allow just about everyone else to be killed with impunity. But then why did Ben disown Alex as his daughter? Wouldn't that make her fair game? I fear this is one of those things that is never going to make a lick of sense. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Charles Widmore by proxy<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Ben, probably Danielle<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Probably ends up wherever Christian Shepherd is <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Nadia</u></div></h3> <img src="nadia.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>The Black Widower claims another victim. Remember ladies, sex with Sayid equals death. I'm sorry. The story, inasmuch as we know it, is that Sayid finally found the woman he loved after eight years of determined searching and fierce loyalty. Well, with the exception of that brief, illogical and aesthetically offensive infatuation with the horror show that was Shannon. What the hell was that about anyway? <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Charles Widmore by proxy<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Sayid, Ahmed Chalabi<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Interment interruptus <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Ishmael</u></div></h3> <img src="ishmael.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>He works for Charles Widmore, he's bald and he killed Nadia -- or so we are led to believe. I mean the killing Nadia part, not the bald part, which is self-evident. My basis for questioning this assertion is Ben's little smirk as he walked away from Sayid. Oh, I suppose Ishmael is probably as guilty as he looks, but I only concede the point because Ben has an alibi -- he was tripping through time and space in Martin Halliwax's parka at the time of the murder. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Sayid<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Charles Widmore<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> See <a href="http://www.iraqbodycount.org/">Iraq Body Count</a> <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Dead Wood</u></div></h3> <img src="survivor1.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=1 vspace=1 align=left> <img src="survivor2-3.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=1 vspace=1 align=right> <br clear=all> <br /> Well, the Lost Body Count got its biggest workout ever this week, as the producers began trimming the dead wood from the survivors of Flight 815. It turns out -- and stop me if you've heard this one -- <i>they weren't the survivors they thought they were</i>. At least three nameless followers bit the dust at the hands of the Widmore death squad. Their last words were "baaaa" (as Sawyer would have it). On the bright side, Claire seems to have escaped the reaper for another week. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Rising production costs due to too many extras<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Steve, or was it Scott?<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Fertilizing daisies in Otherton <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>The Doctor</u></div></h3> <img src="doctor.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Sure, the Island heals people. But given the current level of carnage, it's hard to imagine that the Boat People can do without their doctor. Of course, we have been led to believe that the doctor is still alive via some mysterious bass-ackwards time conundrum. So is he an appropriate addition to the Body Count? We went to the judges for a ruling, and they said a slit throat trumps time-warped morse code <i>any day</i>. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> My money is on Sayid<br> <b>Both survived and preceded in death by: </b>Everyone and no one, Minkowski<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Organs to be harvested for Jack's appendicitis <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Random Nomad</u></div></h3> <img src="random-nomad.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>OK, did the random nomads come charging up <i>because</i> Ben had magically materialized in the middle of the desert? Or did they just happen to be out marauding when they came across Ben and figured he probably had some kruggerands stashed in that fashionable parka? More to the point, why is it that pathetic Jack can kick Ben's butt all over town, but Mr. Linus can dispatch two heavily armed badass nomads with Steven-Segal-like efficiency? Is this related to how Kate's has unnatural combat skills in the "real world" but is reduced to a weak girl every time she tries anything on the Island? <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Ben "The Dragon" Linus<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Other random nomad<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Buried next to the polar bear <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Widmore Goons</u></div></h3> <strike><img src="widmore-stooges.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Six Widmore Army guys bit the dust at the hands of Smokey, who somewhat unexpectedly answers to Ben's evil commands, to some greater or lesser extent. Maybe. It seems the Boat People are indeed as bad as advertised, however it's still unclear exactly why all this slaughter is necessary. My theory? Lindeloff is trying to give me carpal tunnel syndrome. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Staring down the business end of a smoke monster <br> <b>Both survived and preceded in death by: </b>The doctor (in a state of quantum superposition)<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Smokey pellets</strike> <br> <b><font color="#FF0000">SEE UPDATE ABOVE...</font></b> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Karl</u></div></h3> <img src="karl.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>There's no question he had it coming. Karl was utterly unworthy of the festival of hottness that is Alex. He had to die, so that she could be free to pursue a more aesthetically pleasing relationship. (Like, oh, I don't know, let's say Kate. Mmmmmm, Kalex, mmmmmm.) Alex was only with the poor doomed stooge because they were the same age on an Island that is not conducive to young people. Which raises an interesting question, actually. Alex was the age she was because Danielle conceived off-island. So where the heck did Karl come from, anyway? <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Crossbow? Wicked lethal blowdart?<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Alex (now on the rebound)<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Just lying there (for now) <br> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>I'm Guessing Not Jin</u></div></h3> <img src="not-really-jin.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>OK, I am putting in an obituary, but Jin doesn't get added to the count until they pry him out of my cold, dead hands. Or his cold, dead hands. Whatever. You catch my drift. We're going to apply strict <i>habeas corpus</i> to this one. Until we have the body, we will not deem that a death has occurred. And why, you ask, after such a touching graveside scene, why? Well, I have a very good reason: The date of death on that tombstone is 9/22/2004 -- the date of the plane crash. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Good question<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Himself, Sun, Ji Yeon<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> BOGUS!!!!!!!<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>The Other Flight 815</u></div></h3> <img src="other-flight-815.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>As Cap'n Nasty pointed out, it strains credulity to think that a vast conspiracy obtained or induced 324 corpses for the sole purpose of burying them on the bottom of the ocean. Especially since, really, what's the point? Couldn't they just have left Flight 815 listed as "missing"? I mean, seriously, wouldn't having 324 people go missing for no reason actually create MORE questions than just one missing flight? It's almost as if the characters on this show KNOW there are a bunch of gullible suckers sitting at home watching and are trying to screw with their heads. Well, maybe not the "characters." <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> In the words of Homer Simpson, "needlessly elaborate"<br> <b>Survived by: </b>324 families who no doubt have serious questions<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Squid snacks<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Regina</u></div></h3> <img src="regina.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>OK, Producers of Lost. We get it. You read a lot. La-de-freakin'-da. Now stop rubbing our noses in it. Come on! Do you really expect us to go looking for clues in "The Survivors of the Chancellor?" After "VALIS" and "The Invention of Morel," this is a real comedown. Oh yeah, and some chick reading it died. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Have you SEEN this book? Seriously.<br> <b>Survived by: </b>Daniel Faraday, The Cap'n <br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Pre-paid<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>George Minkowski</u></div></h3> <img src="minkowski.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin', into the future. Unless, of course, you're visiting The Island That Time <strike>Forgot</strike> Confused. You see, you lose 31 minutes coming in, and gain 48 hours when leaving, and you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. It's like you saved time in a bottle. George Minkowski's bottle sprung a leak, from which his sanity and ultimately his life dripped away, like the sweat of lovers laying in a field. LOOOOVVVVVVVE!!!!! REIGN O'ER ME!!!!!! Ack! Sorry, I became unstuck in time for a minute there, and traveled back to the 1970s. But I'm much better now. My constant is William F. Buckley. Oh crap, here I go agaiiiinnnnnnnn... <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> I close my eyes. Only for a moment and the moment's gone.<br> <b>Survived by: </b> Desmond<br> <b>Preceded in death by: </b> Eloise<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Just a drop of water in an endless sea -- Ack! Stop it!<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <h2>I'm Not Dead Yet!</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Kate's Mom</u></div></h3> <img src="katesmom.JPG" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Serves me right for jumping to conclusions. Kate's mom was at death's door when we last met, but apparently Death was napping in the den and didn't hear the doorbell. Her appearance this week was painfully contrived, and Kate's escape from prison doubly so, but it was a good ride, so let's overlook that. Let's also overlook Kate's domestic abuse of Sawyer. (A closed fist to the face? Would we find it as charming if it had been the other way around? I think not.) Instead, let's ask the obvious question. Kate's mom might be alive and well, but what about Aaron's mom? Still, the Body Count has been burned before. Until we see a corpse -- and I mean moldering -- Claire remains a "maybe." <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of <strike>death</strike> life:</b> Damon Lindelof watched too much Knots Landing as a child<br> <b>Survived by: </b> Herself, Kate, not-her-grandson<br> <b>Preceded in death by: </b> No-Good Wayne<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Pending<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <h2>Season Four Fatalities!</h2> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Else</u></div></h3> <img src="ilsa.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Here's looking at you kid... TO DEATH. I know all you ladies out there think Sayid is dreamy, but based on his track record so far, you might do better with Freddy Krueger. Nadia? Tortured. Shannon? Shot. Ilsa? Shot by Sayid himself. Isla's demise was made no less palatable by the shock and awe of discovering that Benny-Boy is pulling the strings of America's Favorite Torturer. Lost Body Count had been hoping to give Mr. Linus his own entry in the near-term future. On the other hand, death never kept a good character down on this show... <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Woah-woah-woah-woah, tainnnnted love, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa<br> <b>Survived by: </b> Not an economist<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> CSI Berlin<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Mr. Avellino</u></div></h3> <img src="avoli.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" hspace=6 vspace=6 align=right>Sayid is one bad mo-fo, but then you knew that already. His one-man killing spree knew no bounds. From the golf course to the boudoir, is there anywhere this guy HASN'T killed someone? Mr. Avellino appears to know something about Flight 815, which puts him one up on us. Or rather, since he's dead, it did put him one up on us. Or rather, since this was a flashforward, it will have at some point have put him one up on us. I am reminded of Douglas Adams: <br /> <br /> "One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of accidentally becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem involved in becoming your own father or mother that a broadminded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. ... The major problem is quite simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you for instance how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. ... Most readers get as far as the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up: and in fact in later editions of the book all the pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs." <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Failure to let fellow golfer enjoy privacy<br> <b>Survived by: </b> I'm going out on a limb here and saying Mr. Abbadon<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Wacky weekend with caddies (if his first name is Bernie)<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>The Pilot, Take Two</u></div></h3> <img src="oh-yeah-the-pilot.jpg" width="150" height="150" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" align=right>OK, the producer of Lost have obviously started a vendetta against the Body Count. How am I supposed to COUNT these people? Is the pilot dead AGAIN? Is this a new guy? Was he ever dead in the FIRST place? I mean, come ON!!!! Anyway, there's this dead guy at the bottom of the ocean, so I suppose I had better add one to the total. I will refrain from revisiting last season's ambiguous "Everyone on Flight 815" obituary, which I guess now would actually have to be "Everyone on Flight 815 Minus Six." Or should flashforward death reports count if they have only been reflected on, but not witnessed? DAMN YOU DAMON LINDELOF!!!!!! <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Who the hell knows any more?<br> <b>Survived by: </b> Mr. Abbadon; apparently not Mrs. Norris<br> <b>Preceded in death by: </b>My last shred of sanity<br /> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Sleeps with the fishes<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br> <table> <tr valign=top> <td class=borderbox><h2><div align="center"><u>Naomi, Take Two</u></div></h3> <img src="naomi.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="" border="1" align=right>Naomi of the Boat People turned out to be a little tougher than she looked at the end of last season. Not <i>much</i> tougher, I'll grant you, but it turns out she wasn't quite down for the count. She managed to pack a lot of ambiguity into her brief revival, but somewhat pointlessly, since it's impossible to think that the Boat People are anything but pure unmitigated evil-on-a-stick. Even with a punctured lung and an exsanguinating diversion, Naomi was still tougher than Kate, who has finally completed her painful descent from grrrl to girl. Remember the one time she outfought four professional criminals in the bank with a volley of two-fisted gunslinging? Neither do the writers, apparently. <br /> <br /> <b>Cause of death:</b> Jack's failure to check for a pulse<br> <b>Survived by: </b> George and all the rest of the Boat People<br> <b>Funeral Arrangements:</b> Likely to be gnawed on by polar bears<br> <!-- <br /> <b>LostHatch.com: </b><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Profile</a> || <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/connections.aspx?cid=77">Character Connections</a><br> --> </td></tr> </table> <br /> <br /> <h2><a href="index-seasons-one-to-three.html">Obituaries From <br />Seasons One Through Three</a></h2> <br /> <br> E-mail me at <!-- Spam Buster Many "Email-Harvesting" programs steal email accounts from mailto: tags in your web page html source. Using this method will prevent these programs from stealing your email address, simply change the username and domainname to your email address username and domain name. --> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="Javascript"> // Change User Name and Domain Name username="berger" at="@" domainname="egoplex.com" document.write("<A HREF='mailto:"+username+""+at+""+domainname+"'>"+username+""+at+""+domainname+"</a>") </script> <br /> <br /> </td> <td width=120 align=center> <b>BODY COUNT:</b> <br /> <br /> <img src="counter.jpg" width="100" height="65" alt="" border="1"> <br /> <br /> <small><i>"He said... We're next."</i></small> <br /> <br /> <br /> <u><B>Rumors May Be Greatly Exaggerated</B></u> <br> <br> <a href="http://www.egoplex.com/2008/04/lost-christian-shepherd-is-alive-well.html">Christian Shephard</a> <br> <br /> <b><u>Off-Island</u></b> <br /> <br /> John Locke <br /> <br /> <b><u>Near-Island</u></b> <br /> <br /> Jin <br /> Michael <br /> ~4 redshirts <br /> ~19 Boat People <br /> <br /> <b><u>On-Island</u></b> <br /> <br /> Keamey <br /> 3 Widmore Thugs<br /> The Captain <br /> 2 Widmore Thugs <br /> Danielle <br /> Alex <br /> Fat 815er <br /> Blonde 815er <br /> 815er w/log <br /> <strike>6 Widmore Goons</strike> <br /> Karl <br /> Tom <br /> Bryan/Brian <br /> Charlie Pace <br /> Naomi <br /> 9 Redshirt Others <br /> Mikhail (for real) <br /> Greta <br /> Bonnie <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=325">Horace Goodspeed</a> <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=322">June Dharma</a> <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=321">Mike Dharma</a> <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=323">Olivia Dharma</a> <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=320">Opal Dharma</a> <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=324">Casey Dharma</a> <br /> Rest of the Dharma Initiative (est. 36) <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Anthony Cooper</a> <br /> Sabina Other <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=246">Nikki</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=247">Paolo</a> <br /><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=271"><strike>Mikhail Bakunin</strike></a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=234">Bea (Miss Klugh)</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=291">Roger Linus</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=139">Mr. Eko</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=244">Colleen Pickett</a> <br /> D.I. Bear Chow #1 <br /> D.I. Bear Chow #2 <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=197">Calvin Inman</a><br> Other Shot By Sawyer<br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=86">Ana-Lucia Cortez</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=143">Libby</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=10">Shannon Rutherford</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=157">Nathan</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=7">Boone Carlisle</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=210">The Real Henry</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=16">Ethan Rom</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=28">Da Marshal</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=39">Scott (not Steve)</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=35">"Adam"</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=36">"Eve"</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=26">The Pilot</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=122">Montand</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=94">Robert</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=152">Goodwin</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=33">Leslie Arzt</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=34">Sucked Into Jet</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=29">Swimming Woman</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=158">Donald</a> <br> Other Killed By Eko <br> Other Killed By Eko <br> Other Killed By Ana <br> Misc. Boars and Fish <br> Polar Bear<br> <br> <b><u>Near-Island</u></b> <br /> <br /> The Doctor <br /> George Minkowski <br /> Regina <br /> Unspecified head-blown-off-person (not counted) <br /> <br /> <b><u>Off Island</u></b> <br /> <br /> Nadia <br /> Nomad <br /> Ishmael <br /> 324 corpses on Fake Flight 815<br /> Eloise <br /> Ilsa <br /> Mr. Avolini <br /> Desert Polar Bear <br /> Not Seth Norris <br /> Pine Box <br /> <a href="http://losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=318">Emily Linus</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=307">Dirty Old Director</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=300">Peter Talbot</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=292">Tricia Tanaka</a> <br /> Her Camera Dude <br /> Mr. Red Shoes <br><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=235">Danny Pickett</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=276">Edmund Burke</a> <br /> Vaccine Salesman #1 <br />Vaccine Salesman #2 <br />Vaccine Salesman #3 <br />Virgin Mary Lady <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=146">Jae Lee</a><br /> Ana's Fetus (depending on your politics) <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=64">Sawyer's Mom</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=65">Sawyer's Dad</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=59">Frank Duckett</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=128">Adam Rutherford</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=171">Wayne</a> <br> <strike><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=92">Kate's Mom</a></strike> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=93">Tom Brennan</a><br> Iraqi Guard<br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=173">Angelo</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=72">Hurley's Grandpa</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=75">Sam Toomey</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=82">Sayid's Confused Pal</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=99">Generic Patient</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=204">Drug Dealer</a><br> Drug Thug 1<br> Drug Thug 2<br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=163">Jason</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=104">Locke's Sister</a> <br> <br /> <b><u>In Transit/Unclear</u></b> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=172">Yemmi Tundi</a><br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=78">Gold Teeth</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=174">Eko Henchman</a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1401302769/nabobsnet-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&adid=0AP4B3Z0T6A9QT969TPM&link_code=as1">Gary Troup</a>*<br> <br /> <b><u>Not Counted Due To Lack of Data</u></b> <br /> <br /> Everyone Else On Flight 815 Including Bodies In Waterfall Lake <br /> <br /> <div align="left"><small>* Reader Michael points out that one of the podcasts mentioned that Gary Troup was Sucked Into Jet (above). Since Troup appears to otherwise be a generic plane crash victim, I have accounted for this in the total.</small> </div> <br /> <br /> <u><B>Rumors May Be Greatly Exaggerated</B></u> <br> <br> <a href="http://www.egoplex.com/2008/04/lost-christian-shepherd-is-alive-well.html">Christian Shephard</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=17">Susan Porter</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=138">Radzinsky</a><br> Mr. Libby <br> <br> <u><b>Only Pretending</b></u> <br> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=77">Anthony Cooper</a> <br> <br> <u><b>Unlikely Comebacks</b></u> <br> <br /><a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=271">Mikhail Bakunin</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=3">Charlie</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=230">Charlotte Malkin</a> <br> <br> <U><B>Technically Never Alive</B></U> <br> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=211">Dave</a><br> Ana's Fetus (depending on your politics) <br> <br> <U><B>Ambiguous</B></U> <br> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=23">Sarah</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losthatch.com/character_facts.aspx?cid=136">Helen</a> <br> Kate's Horsie <br> <br> <hr> <br /> <U><B>MORE TOPICS:</B></U> <br> <br> <a href="http://www.egoplex.com/">Egoplex.com</a> <br> <a href="http://www.egoplex.com/2005/12/index-of-lost-related-postings-and.html">LOST Index</a> <br> <!-- <br> Literary Influences --> <a href="http://www.lost-tv.com/">LOST-TV</a> <br> <a href="http://www.losttv-forum.com/forum/index.php">Message Board</a> <br> <a href="http://lost-media.com/">Lost-Media</a> <br> <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/lost/">Official Site</a><br> <a href="http://dynamic.abc.go.com/streaming/landing">Watch Episodes</a><br> <a href="http://www.thelostexperience.com/">LOST Web Game</a> <br> <a href="http://www.jmberger.com">About Me</a> <br> <br> <br /> <br /> <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=nabobsnet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1402207263&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&bg1=ffffff&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:240px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe> <br> <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=nabobsnet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B000FIMG68&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&bg1=ffffff&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:240px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe> <br> <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=nabobsnet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1933804033&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&bg1=ffffff&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:240px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe> <br> <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=nabobsnet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B000EQIEWG&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&bg1=ffffff&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:240px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe> <br> <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=nabobsnet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1401302769&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&bg1=ffffff&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:240px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe> <br> <iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=nabobsnet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=B00005JNOG&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&bg1=ffffff&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:240px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe> <br> </td><!-- Col 2 --> </tr> </table> <br /> <br /> <table width="750" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 height=688 background="EGOPLEXMENU2.jpg" border=0> <tr height=160 align=left valign=top><!-- Row 2 --> <td width=250> </td><!-- Col 1 --> <td width=250>&nbsp;</td><!-- Col 2 --> <td width=250>&nbsp;</td><!-- Col 3 --> &nbsp; </td><!-- Col 5 --> </tr> </table> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <!-- Start of StatCounter Code --> <script type="text/javascript" language="javascript"> var sc_project=274390; </script> <script type="text/javascript" language="javascript" src="http://www.statcounter.com/counter/counter.js"></script><noscript><a href="http://www.statcounter.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://c1.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=274390&amp;java=0" alt="website metrics" border="0"></a> </noscript> <!-- End of StatCounter Code --><br> <br> <br> <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript"> _uacct = "UA-184800-1"; urchinTracker(); </script> </center> </body> </html>